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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

My current job #@*%! so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.